Area Douchebag Wonders Whose Dick Paulie Malignaggi Sucked For Another Title Shot
April 26, 2012

BROOKLYN, NY – Bryce Blake an unemployed part-time community college student was surprised to learn that former junior welterweight titleholder Paulie Malignaggi is fighting for the WBA welterweight title this Sunday against undefeated champion Vyacheslav Senchenko.

Blake, 23, was working out his abs at the local gym when he overheard a couple of bros talking about Malignaggi’s upcoming welterweight bout.

“I didn’t know he was boxing again, I thought he had some reality show on VH1 or something,” said Blake.

After his workout routine, Blake went online shopping for some spray tan bottles using his sister’s computer. While browsing the internet he was shocked to learn that Malignaggi was fighting for a world championship.

“Whose dick did he suck to get another title shot?” asked a perplexed Blake.

After a moment of reflection, Blake questioned whether Malignaggi has what it takes to earn a world title shot in such a vulgar way.

“Maybe his promoter did all the sucking.”