February 12, 2015
Top Rank CEO Bob Arum utterly destroyed his stepson’s chances at getting some sweet juicy pussy last night.
According to a source with knowledge of the situation, Top Rank President Todd duBoef was in the process of fingerbanging his wife when he received an urgent phone call from Arum.
“Talk about killing the mood,” said the exasperated anonymous source.
“One minute you are writhing in pleasure with fingers sliding in and out of your slick pussy and the next you’re dryer than the Nevada desert.”
The 83-year-old promoter may be cracking under the pressure of putting a historic and lucrative fight together.
Arum called duBoef to blow off some steam regarding the possible mega-fight between his fighter Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather.
“Nobody’s listening to anybody. I’ve negotiated for 50 years and I’ve never been through shit like this,” Arum said during the late-night phone call.
According to the anonymous source, ongoing negotiations between both sides have stalled thanks to Arum’s attempts at derailing what could be the richest fight in boxing history.
“The old fuck is the cock-block king. He does it morning, noon and night.”
“Maybe Todd should take him out for a hike if anyone ever wants to get fucked around here.”