March 16, 2015
Warrior poet and boxing revisionist Torpedo Falls is pleased to announce the release of his new self-published book, THE GODS OF BORE. Insomniacs are invited to experience what it’s like to sleep by reading what has been described as “masturbatory historical fiction.”
Sleep sufferers are in for a treat when the stodgy warrior poetry leaps off the pages to punch them into unconsciousness.
Included in the book is Torpedo’s attempt to treat insomnia with sedative-laced prose. Be warned THE GODS OF BORE should be used as directed and is NOT for those who obtain adequate sleep. Consult a doctor before reading.
Torpedo Falls has turned boxing writing into the drizzling shits. If Torpedo’s penmanship doesn’t send you onto Queer Street, it will most certainly make you jump through a god-damn window.
The Gods of Bore (Turd Publishing, paperback, 948 pages) is now available where sleep aid products are sold.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Torpedo Falls is a member of the Saving Historical Information Team (SHIT), Preservation Of Organized Prizefighting (POOP), Coalition of Researchers for the Advancement of Pugilism (CRAP) and is a founding member of the Transcendental Universal Rankings Department (TURD). He was born and raised in Sleepy Hallow, New York.