Glass Joe Should Not Be Fighting

What is about to go down Saturday night in the 8-bit universe is everything that is wrong with boxing. Glass Joe is going to fight. Continue Reading

Bart Barry Is Boxing’s Newest Fashion Diva

The fashion world was turned upside down by a boxing transnational man of letters. Continue Reading

Open Letter To The BWAA

I hereby begin this narrative by declaring with full rectitude, my interest in joining your highly esteemed confederacy of newshounds. Continue Reading

California Grants Boxing License To Illegal Alien

The California State Athletic Commission granted a boxing license to an extraterrestrial who has fought in the U.S. illegally for over two decades. Continue Reading

De La Hoya Salivates Over Sexy Lingerie

When asked Golden Boy Promotions President Oscar De La Hoya about tomorrow night’s welterweight contest between Andre Berto and Robert Guerrero, the former six-division champion quickly shifted gears and said he can’t stop thinking about that purple bareback teddy he saw at Fredricks of Hollywood last week. Continue Reading

Hurricane Haye Slams Dan Rafael’s Mother

Standing at six feet three inches tall, weighing in at 210 pounds of lean and shredded muscle, former heavyweight titleholder David Haye packed a hurricane-sized punch when he banged the holy hell out of Dan Rafael’s mom last night. Continue Reading

Paulie Malignaggi Injures Hand

WBA welterweight titleholder Paulie Malignaggi will undergo an MRI exam on his injured right hand today. Continue Reading

Victor Ortiz Launches New Skincare Line

Thousands of products are created in order to make women look youthful and feel beautiful and Ortiz wants in on the action. “Why do women get to have all the fun? I wanna receive facials too,” said Ortiz. Continue Reading

Golden Boy CEO: Canelo Is Ready For An Asswhipping

Golden Boy Promotions CEO Richard Schaefer spoke to to discuss last weekend’s big fight card, what the future has in store for Mexican superstar Saul “Canelo” Alvarez, Oscar De La Hoya and pound-for-pound king Floyd Mayweather Jr. Continue Reading

Pepe’s Tale of the Tape: Josesito Time!

We all know Canelero is the new superstar in boxing and we all know about his heavy bag punishing power. But we also know that it’s Josesito time! Continue Reading